The smaller your dick, the bigger the tip 🤑 Why? Because it’..
Added 2023-06-22 14:04:05 +0000 UTCThe smaller your dick, the bigger the tip 🤑 Why? Because it’s the only way you’ll ever please a woman: with MONEY. Did you really think she’s with you because of your tiny dick? LOL 🍤 **Tell me how big your dick is, and send:**
***$11 for a 1” Mushroom Cap Cock***
***$10 for a 2” Baby Carrot Peen***
***$9 for a 3” Crayon Cock***
***$8 for a 4” “Did you put it in?” Teeny Peen***
***$7 for a 5” The length of my Heel Ween***
***$6 for 6”+ There’s a small chance of hope for you***
