Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just horngry? 😂🍌T..
Added 2023-06-07 16:58:49 +0000 UTCIs that a banana in your pocket or are you just horngry? 😂🍌Trying to be sneaky in the gym locker room so I can be twice as goofy as usual. Because during my workout, I saw you sneak a glance at my bulge. You were doing sumo squats with the barbell.🫣 I know people sneak glances at the gym. It’s the gym. I like that about the gym. I know you like it too. I liked what I saw today. And I know you liked what you saw today too. Your eyes and cute smirky smile told me so. The way you absent mindedly played with your hair while you checked me out in the mirror thinking I wouldn’t be looking in the other mirror doing the exact same thing. Or maybe you planned it that way. But. You saw me. And I saw you too. Sometimes that’s really all we need. To be seen. To feel seen. It’s a thrill just to get a quick glance and a smile of approval sometimes. It’s also exhilarating to be able to give the same thing back to people. So if I caught you staring… thank you. But it really was just a banana... Anyway— Happy humpday! I hope you all get laid tonight. And if you don’t get laid, you deserve to take the time to yourself to rub one out. Or two or three or more if you like. You do you.
