Hey sinners, unfortunately I’ve got a pretty major announcem..

Hey sinners, unfortunately I’ve got a pretty major announcement that will be heavily impacting the foreseeable future. This shit sucks and is very complicated, but I’ll try to make this as brief as possible. TLDR: I’m having multiple major hip surgeries starting early next year, my post schedule will be switching to M/W/F with extra posts for some holidays, and new content will continue to post throughout the span of the operations. My premium subscription price is also changing to $7.77 as of September 1st, and will go up once more to $8.88 when the surgeries actually begin. I’m truly sorry for the abrupt notice, unfortunately I need to focus on having a financial safety net during the operations. (pics of those fucky flexible hips for tax) Early next year I'll begin a wild series of hip operations to better manage/adjust my hip dysplasia (german shepherd hips). I’m having a periacetabular osteotomy, or PAO, which involves two complex operations to improve my hip function by breaking, adjusting and then reconnecting my hip sockets with screws. These operations will be 6 months apart and I’ll be on and off crutches throughout the process. I also have a torn labrum that needs to be mended, and the screws will eventually need to be removed as well. If you’ve been following my medical journey for a while, you can understand that this is a significant blow, especially after the back to back abdominal operations from 2021-2022. Despite this, I approach these new fucked up challenges with a badass strength, and an undeniably sexy determination to laugh my way to the OR, no matter how many times as it takes. Regarding my page, please expect some immediate changes, but don’t stress I’m not going anywhere! While I've previously prioritized daily posts, these upcoming surgeries require an adjustment to a Monday, Wednesday, and Friday schedule. I just cannot accommodate that level of content creation while I’m getting my hips un-Shakira’d. Fuck that noise. So over the next several months, I'll create a fuckton of new content to post during these operations, I’m actually already working on posts for April so I’m kicking ass! Though I likely can't create anything new during my recovery, I'm confident in my ability to prepare a year's worth of sluttiness beforehand and I’ll still be available for digital fuckery no matter what. Unfortunately I’ll likely have to stop doing (most) customs unless they’re somehow accessible and relatively easy on my body. If you’ve been contemplating on getting a custom, you’ve got until probably early December to place any orders! Regarding subscription pricing, unfortunately changes are needed sooner rather than later. Typically I would want to give a heads up a month prior, but with everything that’s happening I really need to build a safety net for these surgeries. I apologize for the extremely short notice but this first price adjustment to $7.77 is in effect as of today, September 1st. I plan to up my pricing one last time to $8.88 once the surgeries actually begin, and that will be my set permanent price. I know this shit sucks for everyone involved, and your patience and support are invaluable. Though it's not ideal, I approach this with radical positivity and determination. I’m ready to embrace the succ, are you? Stay sinning and fapping, fuckers 💚 Sarah