So if you remember the last time I spent time with family I ..
Added 2021-05-30 02:25:23 +0000 UTCSo if you remember the last time I spent time with family I bought a purple Studebaker. Drove it to the wedding today and it was a big hit...so now my nephew and his new bride own the Studebaker to start their life together with and I have a Shiney red 1998 corvette convertible. I will post pictures in the morning because the sun has already faded on my day. Last joke: Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex. The first guy starts, “Y'all ain't got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I've slept with more than 100 women!” Second guy fires back, “Oh yeah? Well I’m a top gynecologist at the highest rated hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis and I've slept with well over 500 women.” Last guy, me, chuckles, “I have you both beat. I fucked over all my only fans followers who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”
