

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar:..
Added 2021-06-20 11:25:13 +0000 UTCA guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar: Cheeseburger, $2.50; Chicken Sandwich, $3.50; Handjob, $10. Checking his wallet for cash, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a group of men. “Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “May I help you?” “I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the handjobs?” “Yes,” she purrs, “I am.” The man replies, “Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”