Another of my Godfathers classics.....he told me this one th..
Added 2021-06-20 17:16:57 +0000 UTCAnother of my Godfathers classics.....he told me this one the day he bought me some condoms I think I was 15....he had seen my at the CC pool getting "too cozy" with a girl and thought it was time. A man walks into a drug store with his son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.' 'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively, 'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.' 'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks: 'Then who are these for?' 'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'Then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied: 'Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March .
