Last night I got a tattoo of @priss516 name on my penis... ...
Added 2021-06-25 12:48:15 +0000 UTCLast night I got a tattoo of @priss516 name on my penis... ...in full, the tattoo says "FOR PRISS" on it. Afterwards, I went to a bar, had a few drinks, went to take a leak, and noticed the guy next to me had "FOUR EARTH" tattooed on his. I couldn't help but laugh and say to him "First off, you misspelled "FOR", secondly, you really think you'll get every woman in the world to see that thing!?" He replied "Oh, sure! Especially after they see *the whole* thing!" And, right before my eyes, his tattoo began to expand: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH UPON THIS CONTINENT, A NEW NATION, CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY, AND DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL... If you enjoyed the joke go visit @priss516 she is always fun and always encouraging new content providers. If you want a joke of your own....HMU.
