I met my soul mate today. I was introduced to a beautiful la..
Added 2021-06-28 01:07:39 +0000 UTCI met my soul mate today. I was introduced to a beautiful lady and was told she loved dirty jokes. So I opened with "I would tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long" then she says " yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy but you’ll never get it."
