I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beauti..
Added 2021-06-28 04:04:10 +0000 UTCI was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.” Goodnight folks. Be kind to one another.
