Apparently a woman in my town decided to have a face lift fo..
Added 2021-08-11 00:00:16 +0000 UTCApparently a woman in my town decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent lots of money and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped in McDonald's and asked the person in front of her, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While leaving McDonald's she saw me by my jeep and asked me the same question. I replied, "Ma'am I am 50 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was ynger there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the woman said, "What the hell?" and let me slip my hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, I told her, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" I replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
