My friend Bill gets home from work late again, and his girlf..
Added 2021-08-15 19:21:41 +0000 UTCMy friend Bill gets home from work late again, and his girlfriend is angry. She hollers at Bill, “I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS”. Bill Says, “Ok”. The next morning there is a box outside! She opens it…It’s a scale! Bill hasn’t been seen for weeks. This joke is dedicated to my good friend and fan Bill. Creators, drop your @ in the comments. You need a fan like Bill. Good humored polite and supportive. Maybe he will check you out.
