STORYTIME I have been admiring the receptionist at one of my..
Added 2021-08-21 15:27:55 +0000 UTCSTORYTIME I have been admiring the receptionist at one of my clients office for months now. She is a real beauty. Witty, charming and honestly, even at my age, I get an erection just thinking about her smile. After weeks of flowers and flirting I finally got her to agree on a date. That was last night. I was so afraid that I might get an erection and embarrass myself or her that I taped my dick down to my right leg. I made reservations, washed the car and was wearing my best outfit. I approached her door, flowers in hand and knocked. As soon as I saw her smile it all went wrong. I kicked her in the face. 🤦
