STORYTIME Last night my girlfriend crawled into bed with me..
Added 2021-10-12 17:16:06 +0000 UTCSTORYTIME Last night my girlfriend crawled into bed with me and told me that the weather is starting to turn cooler and she'd do anything for a new cashmere sweater. "So I asked, 'Anything?' nudge nudge wink wink, and she replied "ANYTHING!'" "I told her to learn how to knit."
