I was having trouble getting a date when a friend set me up ..
Added 2021-10-16 17:14:21 +0000 UTCI was having trouble getting a date when a friend set me up on a blind date. I wasn't expecting much. I went up to the door and she answered the door 5 foot 2 with baby blue eyes, strawberry curls and all the right curves in all the right places. I said WOW and gave her my name. She gave me hers, so i asked what she did. She said "I teach at a local Christian school." I like an educated woman but realized with her position at a Christian school this might just be a date and nothing more. So we got in my car and I was trying to impress her now. I headed to the fanciest place in town that didn't take reservations. I asked her if she'd like to smoke a joint while we wait. She said "Heavens no! What would I tell my school children?" And I apologized. I figure weed's 50/50 some people do some people don't, so I took a few puffs and then we got a table. She ordered the lobster, I ordered the steak. I asked for the 2nd most expensive bottle of wine on the list, but when our waiter came to pour it, she declined saying "Heavens no! What would I tell my school children?" I knew right then and there it was a bust. We ate our pricey meals. We talked and laughed. Had a great time at dinner but I drank that whole pricey bottle by myself thinking her job was one helluva cock blocker. So I'm driving her home and we pass a cheap motel. I figure I've got nothing left to lose, so I say "Why don't we get a room and fuck like bunnies?" She says "I thought you'd never ask!" I say "really? What will you tell your school children?" She says, "The same thing I tell them every week... YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK AND SMOKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!"
