My girlfriend was trying to perform oral sex from my right s..
Added 2021-10-17 00:08:25 +0000 UTCMy girlfriend was trying to perform oral sex from my right side rather than on my left, as she normally would. After about 30 seconds of uncomfortable shifting, she asked to move to the other side. I immediately asked her, "You aren't ambi-dick-sterous?" She snorted and before long we were both crying from laughing so hard.
