

I've been asked how I stay calm. The fact is I don't. I sometimes get angry I just get creative with how I tell people off. Here are some of my favorites: 1. I don't hold grudges you just became irrelevant. 2. You give my middle finger an erection.. 3. A douche of your magnitude could clean a whales vagina.. 4. When you show me you don't give a fuck, I'll show you I'm better at it. 5. I don't care WHAT you think about me because I don't think about you. 6. Lets play a game of fuck off, you go first. 7. I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water....I'd drink it. Have a favorite? Drop it in the comments.