

An Alabama chaplain @the_of_chaplain said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The chaplain continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous lady named @the_lil_birdie with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third row. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Chaplain, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." One of the things I love about the OF community is its diversity. I have recently been introduced to @the_of_chaplain and his bride @the_lil_birdie and I want you to welcome them to the family. CHAPS is a retired Navy Chaplain who is on the site to offer his services as a Chaplain to any fans or creators in need of them and is starting the UNOFFICIAL OnlyFans Church. I can't wait to see what he does with it. Anyone with a good beard has to accomplish great things. Thats always been my mantra. Oh yeah...he also serves as the OFFICIAL DICK Model for his bride, check her page out for that content. I always promise to bring you new and different creators. I don't think I have failed you today. Go give them a proper LIKE BOMB welcome.