I keep getting asked this on all my platforms, quite a lot l..
Added 2024-10-08 04:07:04 +0000 UTCI keep getting asked this on all my platforms, quite a lot lately, so let me answer the age old question: yes, I am a real person. I understand why people ask (I have to ask the same question myself when I speak to the majority of you, unfortunately), but I feel like with the shit I post it’s pretty self evident at this point. Anyways. Yes, I’m a real person. I bleed just like everyone else, and that’s been made evident as well with all the shitty comments I get. Bums me out a bit being asked it, but I get it, I do.
I’m a real woman, with a ticking clock that beats in my chest each and every single day. I eat but only when I feel like it and I lose and gain weight because of it. I cry when I’m sad and I cry when I’m not. I have very real parents and very real siblings I rarely speak to. I go to a very real job everyday that I hate and I pay very real bills that I also hate. I wash my very real hair with very real shampoo but not as regularly as I would like only because I have zero energy because I stay up too late and wake up too late to do so.
I went to very real schools and took very real tests that I often failed. I drive a very real car that often hits curbs I don’t see and I often scream and duck my head down when I do so saying “nobody saw that nobody saw that…”
I drink very real coffee in the morning when I’m not running late and I take very real shits when the coffee finally hits.
I am very much real despite very rarely wishing to be.
